U.S. Championship Beach Volley: V'Ball (1988, Technos Japan)

PwHBooM



Allow me to interpret...

U.S.CHAMPIONSHIP
BEACH VOLLEY
V'BALL

SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

STORY
Once up on a time,






(1)
Former Vietnam veterans Major Hunger and Luke Cage were very sad. Someone was sticking their broken right thumb out in front of Major Hunger, and they knew it would take a lot of flying dollars to fix it.





(2)
A flashback moment happened suddenly, tossing our heroes to their time in the war fields. Held captive and shirtless in the enemy camp, the only weapon Major Hunger and Luke Cage could improvise was a run-over armadillo. Using the mysterious pancake technique taught to him by his military mentor, Major Hunger battered the roadkill over a high-jump bar and into the enemy faces with an ominous PwHBooM sound.





(3)
Back in the present, Major Hunger received a newsletter from the Michael J. Fox fanclub stating that he was invited to attend the star's charity event for fixing thumbs. Luke Cage wasn't as impressed, as he was thinking about AMPs and OHMs.





(4)
Archie had seen The Terminator and had ingested 250 capsules of steroids to emulate his hero, much to the consternation and concern of Betty and Veronica. They still loved him, however.