Top Gunner (1986, Konami)

Oh. Oh no. No, that can't be.  The hair, the rip in the shirt... 

...it's...

...it's the model from Ajax.

IT'S THE MODEL FROM AJAX!!!!

Scramble (1982, Konami)

"SCRAMBLE"

"SCRAMBLE"

"Enemy alert! Repeat, enemy alert! Astropilots,

man your aircraft -- and good luck!"

MAKE A MAD DASH

FOR SCRAMBLE!

"Captain Sharkfin!"

"Yes, Second Lieutenant Guppytail?"

"Sir, I understand I've only been at this station for an hour, but I have to state why our forces may be compromised."

"Good for you, Guppytail! Everyone, I want you to look upon the bravery of a soldier who isn't afraid to speak their mind if they feel it's for the benefit of the Glorious Space Air Armada. Go ahead, Guppytail."

"Well, sir, I don't think we're using our technology correctly. I'm not even certain this is technology."

Ajax (1987, Konami)

If I may be so bold, that is not standard military footwear.

vs. The Goonies (1986, Konami)

One of the things I liked most about the film "The Goonies"? That's a hard call, because I probably liked the upright mice, the flame pipes, Chunk carrying a lit bomb -- I liked all of these equally.

Aliens (1990, Konami)

Ripley's looking a bit less harrowed in this one. Lighter in hair colour as well. And not as Sigourney Weaver-ish, either. Nice eye candy, though.

Also, it seems like Newt's weeks of scavenging through air ducts didn't take any toll on that immaculate pink sweater of hers, nor the high-top pink-laced basketball shoes she's sporting.

Devastators (1988, Konami)

For the GLORY, the MONEY......
and to feed the BEAST
inside their body !!!!!
DEVASTATORS

1989.
Fanatic Middle East dictator state has invaded
small underdeveloped country.
In desperation, this tiny land enlists the services of the
"DEVASTATORS".
Who are these guys? .... the best, most efficient, ruthless,
disciplined .... and most expensive 2-man team of
freedom fighters in the world.

There used to be a video store back in my hometown that sold the scummiest videos around. No one knew where these gems were procured, but it was always a fun and amazing time when they were discovered.